“二战”时期,盟军(jun1 )要实施(shī )安(📒)奇奥登(🍩)陆计划,迫于(yú )对一(yī )门叫(jiào )(🕰)安奇奥大炮的超级武器(qì )的忌惮,要派两(🐮)个(🥩)精(jīng )(💤)锐特工(gōng )去(🌫)摧毁这(zhè )门大炮,结果两个傻逼被派了(🔸)去(👑),最(zuì )后经过(🎡)一(yī )连串搞笑事(✳)件,阴差阳错的(🐖)最(🕌)后完(📞)成了(le )任务。 片段一(🚸):德国(🐶)人在(zài )(🕕)北非布(bù )(🐖)置了(le )一个陷阱,准备了(le )一幅(🌚)假的防御工事地图让这二(🌑)个士兵(㊗)带回(🥔)去。他(🙂)们(men )却阴(yīn )差阳(🏂)错的(🤠)拿(ná )走了(🙄)真的地图,最(zuì )终赢得(dé )了战役。 (👃) 片段(duàn )二:(🕙)他们化装成管道工(gōng )潜入德军(jun1 )在意(yì )大(🤖)利的(🕯)司令部,给(gěi )他们卫生间的管道修(xiū )得乱(🚗)七八糟,把将军淋了个落(luò )汤鸡。将军去换衣服(📟),拉开抽(chōu )屉(tì )(🏒)发现一(yī )(🎥)套(🐡)新的军服(🔍),于(🤥)是洗头洗脸准备(bèi )换上(shàng )新(♌)军(💸)服的时候闭着眼把(📐)脸盆里的脏水倒进抽屉(tì )(💣)里(lǐ )了((🌸)柜子旁边(🚽)有一个废水桶)(👗)。那个将军是(shì )最主要的(de )一(yī )个配角,很(✖)有(🕺)意思。到影(🚩)片结(jié )束前1分(🈺)钟,都没有一句(🔬)台词。最后说了一句“谢谢”。 (🏡) 片段(duàn )三:德军有一门(🚓)超(chāo )级大炮俯视着联(lián )军将(🐣)要(🌒)登陆的(de )海滩(tān )。这(zhè )二(èr )个士兵居然化装(zhuāng )成(🦐)希特勒(lè )和随从,去视察大炮,把大(dà )炮(pào )炸掉了(le )。 In May 1943, two American soldiers, Joe and Frank, of Italian descent are searching the North African desert for a German general called Von Kassler, when they are captured by Von Kassler aide Inge Schultze who lets them escape with fake war plans, only Joe and Frank steal the real war plans which pave way for the Allied victory. Months later, the duo once again come up against Von Kassler when they are captured at Anzio and try to outwit the Nazis a second time
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